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This "Fish" is Crazy
I like to play fair. You might think that this lack o’ cheating has something to do with a moral compass or some other reasonably positive personality trait—but you would be wrong. That’s right I do it for selfish reasons. Surprise! (Well, maybe if you’ve read anything I’ve ever written it wouldn’t be that big of a surprise.)So, in the tradition of fairness, below is a montage of what I found when I read women’s profiles on Plenty of Fish. As you probably know, I dish on men a lot. Well, apparently women deserve a similar beating. Why am I familiar with these profiles written by women? Because I like to check out the competition, silly. I may play fair, but I’m not stupid.
Everything in the compiled example below comes directly from a handful of online profiles written and posted by women. As I cut and pasted, I haven’t changed a single word, punctuation, or spelling—but (let’s be fair, here) I have taken this all out of context: